Fairway, 73rd and Broadway
Man in aisle: Matzo Brie $10?
Woman in aisle: Gluten free.
Woman: It says on the box, "Made with oats,"
Woman: Look at this big box!
Man: No Jew pays $10 for matzo
Woman: Gluten free, oven baked...
Woman: (takes one down from shelf and opens box) But look, they're round...!
Woman: Passover is next week!
Man: Only my wife, not a Jew, would pay that much for matzo.
Woman: Ok, ok. (walks away)